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Jun. 19th, 2006 @ 06:09 pm
1) smoked (weed or cigs)
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) bought porn
9) watched porn
10) done drugs
TOTAL: 10

11) taken pain killer
12) taken someone elses prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone emotionally
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die
TOTAL: 8

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of icecream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in a wreck
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar
TOTAL: 9

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 6

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been to drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 8

51) snuck into some else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL: 8

61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age
TOTAL: 7

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone ?????
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 6

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 7

91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wore eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL: 9 (fuck MTV)

FINAL TOTAL: 78 - asshole... yep. fuck off!

10-20= goodie good
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch
71-80=cant believe you made it this far, ass hole
81-90= damn
91-100= fucking bad ass

Oct. 19th, 2005 @ 10:43 am

guess who, Harry Potter fans!!!

None other than Fred and George Weasley, after taking aging potion to put thier name in the Goblet of Fire!  Coming in 29 days!

This is the site, find the link that says 64, count 'em 64 new pictures, etc.  it's all Goblet of Fire shots!

 

I am: stoned
I hear: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Oct. 3rd, 2005 @ 08:01 pm
More Scientific



You have:
85% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
70% EMOTIONAL INTUITION
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The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and well above average on scientific intuition.Your scientific intuition is stronger than your emotional intuition.

Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.

Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.


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Political Quiz Oct. 1st, 2005 @ 08:26 pm
You are a

Social Liberal
(75% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(23% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Democrat




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Sep. 26th, 2005 @ 06:19 pm
Put a X next to all the movies you have watched.
There are 237 movies listed.
If you get more than 115 you're a movie whore!

(x)Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
() The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) The Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
() Garden State
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstein
(x) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
() Saw
() White Noise
() White Oleander
(x) Anger Management

My score in this section: 11
Thus Far: 11

(x) 50 First Dates
() Jason X
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
() Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book

My score in this section:14
Thus Far: 25

(x) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
() 13 Ghosts
() Signs
(x) How the Grinch Stole Christmas
() The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() White Chicks
() The Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Dodgeball
() Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
(x) Along Came A Spider
() Deep Impact

My score in this section: 9
Thus far: 34

() Kingpin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet the Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(x) A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumb & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Halloween
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
() Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
() The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
(x) Gothika
() A Nightmare On Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
() Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
(x) Seven
(x) Ocean's 11
() Ocean's 12
() Identity

My score in this section:
Thus far: 49

() Lone Star
() Predator
() Predator 2
(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Boss' Daughter
() Maid In Manhattan
() Frailty
() Best Bet
(x) How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
(x) She's All That
() Calendar Girls
() Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks!

My score in this section: 5
Thus far: 54

() Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble In Little China
(x) X-Men
(x) X2: X-Men United
(x) Catch Me if You Can
() The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
() Ring of Fire
(x) The Hot Chick
() Swimfan
() Miracle
(x) Old School
() Ray
() The Notebook
(x) K-Pax

My score in this section: 9
Thus far: 63

(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
() A Walk To Remember
() Boogeyman
() Hitch
(x) Backdoor Sluts 9
() Anal Acres 1
() Anal Acres 2
() B-Cup Divas
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
() Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
(x) Troop Beverly Hills
() Swimming With Sharks
(x) Air Force One
(x) For Richer or Poorer
(x) Trainspotting
() The People Under the Stairs
() Blue Velvet
(x) The Sound of Music
(x) The Parent Trap
() The 'Burbs
(x) The Terminator
(x) Empire Records
() SLC Punk
(x) Meet Joe Black
() Wild Girls
(x) A Clockwork Orange
() The Order
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Amelie

My score in this
section:
Thus far: 86

(x) Mean Girls
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) The Incredibles
() Collateral
(x) The Fast & the Furious
(x) 2 Fast 2 Furious
() Sky Captian and the World of Tomorrow
() Closer

My score in this section:
Thus far: 92

(x) Titanic
() Saved
(x) Bowling For Columbine
() Fahrenheit 9/11
(x) The Sixth Sense
() AI: Artificiial Intelligence
() Love Actually
() Shutter
() Ella Enchanted
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2
() Constantine
() Million Dollar Baby
() Envy
(x) Eurotrip
() Malibu's Most Wanted
(x) Big Daddy
(x) Black Sheep
(x) The Breakfast Club
() West Side Story

My score in this section:
Thus far: 99

(x) A Christmas Story
() Spanglish
(x) Pulp Fiction
() Sleepover
(x) The Evil Dead
() Killer Klowns From Outer Space
() Seed of Chucky
(x) Vanilla Sky
(x) The Nightmare Before Christmas
() Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(x) Interview With the Vampire
() The Crow
() Purple Rain
(x) Reservoir Dogs
(x) Wayne's World

My score this section:
Thus far: 107

(x) Wayne's World 2
() 21 Grams
(x) Blow
(x) Edward Scissorhands
(x) Clerks
(x) Beauty and the Beast
() Guess Who?
() Monster-In-Law
(x) Elf
() Stuart Little
() Stuart Little 2
(x) Mallrats
(x) Chasing Amy
(x) Dogma
(x) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

My score this section:
Thus far: 117

(x) Beetlejuice
(x) The Last Samuari
() The Amityville Horror
() The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
(x) Barbershop
() Beauty Shop
(x) Legally Blonde
(x) Legally Blonde 2
() The Forgotten
() Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
() The Grudge

Total: 123. I'm a whore.
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Forty-Six & 2 - TOOL:

My shadow's
Shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.
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Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire!!!

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling over the candy store, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Violetblondie! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"

Find out!
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2.) Eliminate the asterisks.

3.) Replace "yourusername" with your user name.

4.) See what color you are.

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couldn't not share this one:

This morning I had the most bizarre subway ride. I board the Number 3 train at Grand Army Plaza after 9 a.m. Find a seat, then settle into reading Henry James for class. I hear a woman’s voice gradually rising in volume. She is preaching the “Lord’s” word to the train car’s sleepy riders. Of course, I had forgotten the headphones for my subway evil sounds blocking device. The train stops and starts.
The words denigrating “gay devils” reach my ears. I stand up.

Me: “Excuse me, but do you mind keeping your voice down, I am trying to read.”

Preacher Lady: (screams) “I got to testify.”

Preacher lady hitches up her skirts and tells me that I am going to hell for interrupting you-know-who’s word. Two or three OTHER Christian ladies on the train start shouting at me and discussing my prospects as the Devil’s prison bitch. The last straw was a 50 something red faced man in a suit slamming his Bible towards my face.
There was only one thing I could do.

Me: “If you all don’t lower your voices and cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes.”

The other straphangers look at me with stony faces.
I begin to sing.
“Its very clear, our love is here to stay. Not for a year, but forever and a day…”

Preacher lady and the Jesus police start mumbling and beseeching G_d to strike me down and boil me in molten tar. (I look better in silver.)
The train reaches Wall Street. Confused subway riders check out the scene. I begin swaying and feeling the music.

The slamming Bible man looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. “I cast ye out, Satan.”

I go into jazz dance crouch and then spring up to belt out, “THAAAAAAT OLD BLACK MAGIC, HAS ME IN A SPELL…”

Bible man has to get off the train as I wriggle and shimmy. “That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine!”

Bible man exits. SHOW TUNES 1, FUNDAMENTALISTS 0.

“So when you walk alone and forlorn, and hear that Cadillac horn remember, love isn’t born, its made…and that’s why every window has a window shade…bad a biddle be bop…”

I try to discuss freedom of religion with the ladies, but all attempts at reasonable discourse fail.

By 34th street, the last of the Christian word warriors has left the train. 3 subway riders shake my hand and say, “I have always wanted to tell those idiots to shut up! Bless you.”

I am shaking. I don’t know what comes over me at times like this. I only know that I cannot stay silent. I wish that I had my ukulele with me.

At 42nd street, a woman strides into the car and starts PREACHING. The entire car bursts into laughter. I interrupt this new preacher lady and note that she is wearing a flowered straw bonnet.

Me: “Excuse me, Ma’am…but I must warn you that there has been a 12 subway stop donnybrook regarding the unwanted intrusion of religious beliefs into our morning commutes.”

Preacher Lady 2: “I got freedom of speech! And GOD TELLS ME THAT THE GAY DEVILS ARE CONTROLLING NEW YORK.”

Me: (standing up) “If you do not cease and desist fouling the air with homophobia, I must sing…SHOW TUNES.”

There are now 3 or 4 gay men on the train. They start laughing.

Preacher Lady 2: “The Lawd says you are going to …” (litany of punishments that would be fun with the right person).

Me: (sings) “The Girl that I marry will have to be, as soft and as sweet as a nursery… the girl I call my own, will wear diamonds and laces and smell of cologne…”

One of the boys on the train starts to harmonize.

Preacher Lady 2 makes her way down the car, pointing and exclaiming, “I have met the devil right here!”

Me: (sings) “Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets…”

Dancing around the subway poles and doing my best Gwen Verdon kicks, I feel the spirit in me.

I close with “Pennies from Heaven” and make sure to get the Jazz Hands in for good measure.

As Preacher Lady 2 runs to the next car at 72nd Street, the doors open, a perfect end of song button for my gay pointing gesture.

The subway riders break into applause and I bow. Rock on.

Several straphangers whisper, Happy New Year to me in Hebrew.

An Orthodox lady hands me an orange.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

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This was written by K.R. Munson
Copyright 2004

here's the link to her journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/koaloha/29646.html?view=782542#t782542
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This journal is friends only. "The atypically depressed are more likely to be the walking wounded, people like me who are quite functional, whose lives proceed almost as usual, except that they're depressed all the time, almost constantly embroiled in thoughts of suicide even as they go through their paces. Atypical dpression is not just a mild malaise... but one that is quite severe and yet somehow allows an appearance of normalcy because it becomes, over time, a part of life. The trouble is that as the years pass, if untreated, atypical depression gets worse and worse, and its sufferers are likely to commit suicide out of sheer frustration with living a life that is simultaneously productive and clouded by constant despair... Atypical depression is long-term and chronic, but the sufferer's mood can occasionally be elevated in response to outside stimulus. This diagnosis seems a better way to explain the periodic occasions when I seem happy or productive, but would always return to my normally depressed state in perfect boomerang fashion." (from "Prozac Nation" by Elizabeth Wurtzel. pp.298-299.)
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